Experiment Admirer Gifts

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Claus 2.0

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Plasma Ball

Proposal

"Eureka! Details to follow."

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

I love Science.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

It's an experiment.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.