Mad Experiment Admirer Gifts

He wasn't a mad scientist. Then one day he read the "comments" section under his published research and snapped

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Plasma Ball

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

It's an experiment.

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Elusive Shadow.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Frankenstein egg.

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'