Mad Experiment Admirer Gifts

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

Plasma Ball

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

It's an experiment.

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Elusive Shadow.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

Frankenstein egg.

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Undercover Biophysicists

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."