Experiment Aficionados Gifts

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

'... And that, Jimmy, is what we call 'centrifugal force'.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Plasma Ball

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

It's an experiment.

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Scientists building a tower

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Undercover Biophysicists

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

Plasma Ball

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."