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'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

'... And that, Jimmy, is what we call 'centrifugal force'.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Plasma Ball

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

It's an experiment.

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

Plasma Ball

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Scientists building a tower

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'And this is scraps.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

Undercover Biophysicists