Fun-loving Experimenters T-Shirts

'I'm tellin' you, Maurice, you should try it. I feel younger, more confident and just yesterday I caught a coupla gibbons checkin' me out.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

This Year's Spa

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"I'm putting you on country music."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Undercover Biophysicists

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Scientist to other: 'That's the saddest hypothesis I've ever heard!'