Fun-loving Experimenter T-Shirts

'...and like most kids with a chemistry set, I just mixed a little of this and a little of that, so the result was truly a surprise.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Young Frankenstein"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Plasma Ball

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

It's an experiment.

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'And this is scraps.'

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Undercover Biophysicists

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."