Fun-loving Experimenter Gifts

'...and like most kids with a chemistry set, I just mixed a little of this and a little of that, so the result was truly a surprise.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Young Frankenstein"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Plasma Ball

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Undercover Biophysicists

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

'And this is scraps.'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

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