Playful Experimenter Gifts

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Polar bear bowling alley

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"Where the wild things were."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

'Here's one I made earlier.'

The Fall from Pisa

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Undercover Biophysicists

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"