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Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Where the wild things were."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Undercover Biophysicists

The Fall from Pisa

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."