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'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"Young Frankenstein"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Child driving a toy car

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'Here's one I made earlier.'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Undercover Biophysicists

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.