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'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'

"Young Frankenstein"

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Sexual chemistry set

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Could you keep still?"

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

"I feel so seen right now."

Cursing Scientist.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

A mad scientist.

Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.

'Oh, wow, you found my science project and it works!'

Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.