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Crazy Scientist

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Eureka! Details to follow."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

I love Science.

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

Dr. Peabody took on the most challenging research projects.

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

'Henderson, I believe I'm onto something.'

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."