Explosion Experimenter T-Shirts

"No more science parties for you!"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

Cursing Scientist.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

Wishing Well

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

Two discoveries.