Explosives Expert T-Shirts

'No dear,Daddy WAS an explosives expert...'

Sisyphus and the Mine

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

Brain Bomb Detector

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

Red Wire of Black Wire?

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

"You must be the demolition team."

"How was your day, dear?"

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

"I always put things off until the last minute."