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'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Movies vs. Films

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Monster Clown

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'A little higher Dinkleman.'

Nuclear Families

'Do you have an appointment?'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

It seems there is a difference between a "hypothesis" and a "guesstimate."

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

A bowls player bowling a bomb

"You must be the demolition team."

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

"How was your day, dear?"

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

'Try rebooting.'

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'