Explosives Enthusiast Gifts

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Monster Clown

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'Do you have an appointment?'

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

A bowls player bowling a bomb

"How was your day, dear?"

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"You must be the demolition team."

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

'Try rebooting.'

'We may have found the guy who invented dynamite.'