Hobbies Involving Explosives Gifts

'I'm going to be gone for awhile, Eleanor. . . don't wait up.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Dynamite little combo

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Monster Clown

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'A little higher Dinkleman.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Nuclear Families

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"

Prison Wallpaper.

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

It seems there is a difference between a "hypothesis" and a "guesstimate."

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

A bowls player bowling a bomb

"You must be the demolition team."

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

'Try rebooting.'