Explosion Aficionado Gifts

'A little higher Dinkleman.'

Load explodes on impact.

"How did the science test go?"

ALLIED CHEMICAL PRODUCTS, INC., 'I'd like to transfer out of Research & Development for awhile.'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

Dynamite little combo

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Movies vs. Films

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Monster Clown

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

Tuesday, 2022

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

Pranking Zombies

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

End Of The World - Business Edition

End of world nigh!!!

How to survive the coming crash.

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

Doomsday marketing

Meet Thy Doom

Graffiti Art Class

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."