Bomb Aficionado Gifts

"You wait...this is only the start...believe me I do very good starts."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Science And Society 1923

The Lawman

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'A little higher Dinkleman.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

Nuclear Families

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

It seems there is a difference between a "hypothesis" and a "guesstimate."

'Not another war film.'

A bowls player bowling a bomb

Guns n Ammo: Miss November.

"You must be the demolition team."

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

The colonel's daughter, with a gun

"Italian Prisoners of War" - F.S.Lowry

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'