Explosive Enthusiast Gifts

"Stand back! It could go off at any time!"

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

'I don't have my glasses on: What does it say?'

'Wow! The pentagon will love it! What're the ingredients?'

"No, no, Timmy. Not that one. I'm saving that one for last."

Blasting Limpets on the Barbary Coast

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'There had to be an easier way to open your money box, Graham!'

"You must be the demolition team."

'I'm making Christmas tree ornamental bulbs, sarg.'

"Now calm down...there's no need to overreact."

BOMBS, INC: Away!...Away!

Pet Dog Brings Back Stick of Dynamite

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Legalizing Big Fireworks.

Dynamite little combo

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Monster Clown

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

SWOTs

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'Do you have an appointment?'

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson