Explosion Admirer Gifts

Evil Genius.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Pyramids exploding.

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

Astronaut fishbowl.

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

Bayonne Festival

"The season finale of the world is near."

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"How the hell are we supposed to evolve if they keep pushing us back in?!"

"In order to be free I had to make certain adjustments."

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

The first marsupial.

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."