Explosion Enthusiasts Gifts

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

ALLIED CHEMICAL PRODUCTS, INC., 'I'd like to transfer out of Research & Development for awhile.'

'This perch keeps dropping more and more. It's really irritating!'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

Dynamite little combo

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Spontaneous Kombucha

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Movies vs. Films

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Monster Clown

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

SWOTs

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'A little higher Dinkleman.'

Nuclear Families

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

Bio-obsolescence

Graffiti Art Class

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

The Last Mosquito

It seems there is a difference between a "hypothesis" and a "guesstimate."