Explosion Enthusiasts Pillows

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

ALLIED CHEMICAL PRODUCTS, INC., 'I'd like to transfer out of Research & Development for awhile.'

'This perch keeps dropping more and more. It's really irritating!'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

Dynamite little combo

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Spontaneous Kombucha

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Monster Clown

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

SWOTs

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

Bio-obsolescence

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

Graffiti Art Class

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

The Last Mosquito

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

A bowls player bowling a bomb

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

"You must be the demolition team."