Explosive Enthusiast Pillows

"Stand back! It could go off at any time!"

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

'I don't have my glasses on: What does it say?'

'Wow! The pentagon will love it! What're the ingredients?'

"No, no, Timmy. Not that one. I'm saving that one for last."

Blasting Limpets on the Barbary Coast

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'There had to be an easier way to open your money box, Graham!'

"You must be the demolition team."

'I'm making Christmas tree ornamental bulbs, sarg.'

"Now calm down...there's no need to overreact."

BOMBS, INC: Away!...Away!

Pet Dog Brings Back Stick of Dynamite

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Legalizing Big Fireworks.

Dynamite little combo

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Movies vs. Films

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Monster Clown

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

SWOTs

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'A little higher Dinkleman.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

Nuclear Families

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."