Eclipse Admirer Gifts

'If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times...don't call me during eclipses!'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

God Bless America, God Help Syria

Saving Spain

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

'And that m'lord concludes the case for the defence. . . '

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

'Look ... A fresh one!'

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

Eagle

"Solar eclipse."

A beautiful Wedge-Tailed eagle circling high above.

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

"No you can't borrow my eclipse glasses. I told you not to eat yours."

UFO Club aren't aware of an alien member.

Shadow

"Let us prey."

"Look at him, strutting around as though the last four years never happened."