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"If only they could see your dark side."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Elephant ass selfie.

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Table Of The Elephants

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

I see braces in his future.

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Elephant in the Room

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

Dumbo in Space

"I'm suffering from TeaParytyitis."

How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk

'Go on, admit it. They're here now, aren't they?'

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.