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"If only they could see your dark side."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Elephant ass selfie.

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Table Of The Elephants

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Elephant in the Room

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk

'I brake for animals'

"I'm suffering from TeaParytyitis."

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.