Eagle Admirers Pillows

"Admit it Dave, your eyesight is getting worse: You've just snatched a kid's Teddy Bear..."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Elephant ass selfie.

Table Of The Elephants

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"You finished with your peanuts?"

God Bless America, God Help Syria

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

Paralegal eagle.

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

A bald eagle approaches middle age

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

"now let's try one without the tusks."

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Elephant in the Room