Eagle Admirers Gifts

"Admit it Dave, your eyesight is getting worse: You've just snatched a kid's Teddy Bear..."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Elephant ass selfie.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Table Of The Elephants

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

God Bless America, God Help Syria

Paralegal eagle.

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"now let's try one without the tusks."

A bald eagle approaches middle age

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

I see braces in his future.