Eagle Fans Pillows

Paralegal eagle.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

God Bless America, God Help Syria

Shoe repair

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

A bald eagle approaches middle age

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

'I don't care if they are a protected species, Henry, I'm calling the exterminator!'

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

'Look ... A fresh one!'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

Eagle

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

If chickens had lips...'Thank God! I made it to the other side!'

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

Ballooning,

Water Balloons.

A beautiful Wedge-Tailed eagle circling high above.

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

Thanksgiving Turkey Weight and Fortune