Geese Fans Pillows

'Not another horror movie! That stuff gives me goose pimples!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Sauce for the Goose

The Real March of the Penguins.

Paralegal eagle.

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

Raging Bull on Ice

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

Goose escapes the tv.

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man..."

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

Penguins - one is skating.

White Wine on Ice!

Honk if you're a goose.

'Uh, oh! Even the goats are roped together!'

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

Goalkeeper with a brush leaps around his goalnet which is covered in cobwebs and spiders.

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

Goose

Penguin in a swimming costume.

Captain Pointy No.4 - The terrible Swiss cheese ray

"Oi! Whose side are you on, ref?"

Goose Bus Driving South