Geysers Fan Pillows

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

I love you Geyser...

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

Lady Liberty Cools Off

"Just suck it up and let him continue binge-watching your entire repertoire."

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'they must have the same plumber we do.'

Items from the Fall 2018 Melancholia Catalogue.

'They say blondes have more fun.'

Goalkeeper with a brush leaps around his goalnet which is covered in cobwebs and spiders.

Two geysers-'Old Faithful' and 'Young and Unreliable'.

"Oi! Whose side are you on, ref?"

Old Star-Struck National Park

'Tell me that's not him with that hussy from Yosemite! Old Faithful indeed...'

'Walter, have you no shame?!'

"Cirque du staten Island!"

Basketball Nerds.

A Redneck Christmas

'I though that kids only play electronic games, these days.'

'You've lost a step...'

'Not another horror movie! That stuff gives me goose pimples!'

"Did you know we have "Hotel California" on album, 8-track, cassette, CD and MP3?"

Young Faithful.

Man Unblocking Geyser.

'Did you bring the tackle?'

I love t-shirts.