Geysers Fan Gifts

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

I love you Geyser...

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

Lady Liberty Cools Off

"Just suck it up and let him continue binge-watching your entire repertoire."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'they must have the same plumber we do.'

Items from the Fall 2018 Melancholia Catalogue.

'They say blondes have more fun.'

Goalkeeper with a brush leaps around his goalnet which is covered in cobwebs and spiders.

Two geysers-'Old Faithful' and 'Young and Unreliable'.

"Oi! Whose side are you on, ref?"

The New Yorker Cartoon Appreciation Society

Old Star-Struck National Park

'Tell me that's not him with that hussy from Yosemite! Old Faithful indeed...'

"Old Faithful, my @##!"

'Walter, have you no shame?!'

"Cirque du staten Island!"

Basketball Nerds.

Why are the cartoons in The New Yorker so hard to understand? In the humor universe, they exist to balance out the extremely obvious jokes in "The Fusco Brothers." The New Yorker.

A Redneck Christmas

'I though that kids only play electronic games, these days.'

'You've lost a step...'

'Not another horror movie! That stuff gives me goose pimples!'

"Did you know we have "Hotel California" on album, 8-track, cassette, CD and MP3?"

Young Faithful.

Man Unblocking Geyser.

'Did you bring the tackle?'

I love t-shirts.