Geyser Enthusiast Gifts

Man Unblocking Geyser.

'Walter, have you no shame?!'

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

Goose escapes the tv.

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'they must have the same plumber we do.'

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

The legendary Paul Bunyan comes out of retirement to help in the battle against wildland fire!!

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet toorh ate me out of house and home.'

Honk if you're a goose.

'I'm not ashamed to be married to you, but if the other geeks saw I married a beautiful woman, I'd lose my geek status.'

Two geysers-'Old Faithful' and 'Young and Unreliable'.

'Is it because I'm ginger?'

Goose

Maps to trophy buck's homes $10

Goose Bus Driving South

Old Star-Struck National Park

"Yes, as a matter of fact, this is one hundred per cent goose down."

'OK, your deer hunting license seems to be in order. But I still think that you are one sick and twisted individual.'

"You need to stop beginning every sentence with, 'technically.'"

'Tell me that's not him with that hussy from Yosemite! Old Faithful indeed...'

'If you saw the car coming, why didn't you honk?'

Damn Seagulls

"Instead of mating for life, why can't we just be a flock with benefits?"

"I don't know why sawing logs refers to snoring...."

Honk if you love geese.