Geyser Enthusiast Prints

Man Unblocking Geyser.

'Walter, have you no shame?!'

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

Goose escapes the tv.

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

'they must have the same plumber we do.'

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

Honk if you're a goose.

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet toorh ate me out of house and home.'

The legendary Paul Bunyan comes out of retirement to help in the battle against wildland fire!!

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'

'I'm not ashamed to be married to you, but if the other geeks saw I married a beautiful woman, I'd lose my geek status.'

'Is it because I'm ginger?'

Smooth Operators - Mission Statement.

Two geysers-'Old Faithful' and 'Young and Unreliable'.

Goose

Maps to trophy buck's homes $10

Old Star-Struck National Park

Goose Bus Driving South

"Yes, as a matter of fact, this is one hundred per cent goose down."

'OK, your deer hunting license seems to be in order. But I still think that you are one sick and twisted individual.'

"Old Faithful, my @##!"

"You need to stop beginning every sentence with, 'technically.'"

'Tell me that's not him with that hussy from Yosemite! Old Faithful indeed...'

'If you saw the car coming, why didn't you honk?'

To celebrate his newly found good will towards me, Scrooge gives Bob Cratchit a Christmas Goose.

I don't care if going straight is quicker - next time we go around.

"I don't know why sawing logs refers to snoring...."

Damn Seagulls