Geysers Geek Prints

Archimedes statue with a lever

Disease Management

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

The nerds go on their first road trip.

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

I love you Geyser...

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'Here's something I'd like to do... microbiology!'

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

Cloning Labs.

"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

I love Classics.

Heat and Food Poisoning

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'Right now it's about a tie.'

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.'