Geysers Appreciator Prints

I love you Geyser...

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

Alexander Pope.

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'they must have the same plumber we do.'

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

"Have you got it in beige?"

'Ask your partner if he'd be interested in a spin-off show in the time slot after yours.'

Two geysers-'Old Faithful' and 'Young and Unreliable'.

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

Old Star-Struck National Park

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

Giant Visitor

'Walter, have you no shame?!'

'Tell me that's not him with that hussy from Yosemite! Old Faithful indeed...'

"Mum, Mum! Timmy and I found a dead body crawling with maggots! We had a great lunch!"

It is unforgivable to impede a fellow angler....who is trying to land a fish...

"He never fit in, so this is how he wanted to be remembered."

'Have I heard his last joke? I do hope so!'

Clown car hearse.

Welcome signs 'Mediocre, Illinois, home of absolutely nothing at all'

"Not you again! I've told you before, your case has gone to appeal and you should hear something in the next two to three thousand years."

"I forgot my safe word."

King.

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

"Don't you know who I am?! I demand an upgrade! I'm a platinum-plus frequent fly..."

Young Faithful.

Man Unblocking Geyser.