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I love you Geyser...

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

This reader asks, "Dear Dr. Ernie, is it true that most people need to improve their listening skills?" Sure, I enjoy the glistening hills.

Alexander Pope.

'I've become a victim of my own success. I'm starting to crack myself up.'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'they must have the same plumber we do.'

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

"Have you got it in beige?"

'Ask your partner if he'd be interested in a spin-off show in the time slot after yours.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

Two geysers-'Old Faithful' and 'Young and Unreliable'.

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

Giant Visitor

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

Old Star-Struck National Park

Actually, it's just two wishes after taxes.

Clown car hearse.

"He never fit in, so this is how he wanted to be remembered."

It is unforgivable to impede a fellow angler....who is trying to land a fish...

"Mum, Mum! Timmy and I found a dead body crawling with maggots! We had a great lunch!"

"Old Faithful, my @##!"

'Tell me that's not him with that hussy from Yosemite! Old Faithful indeed...'

'Have I heard his last joke? I do hope so!'

'Walter, have you no shame?!'

Welcome signs 'Mediocre, Illinois, home of absolutely nothing at all'

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

King.

"I forgot my safe word."

"Not you again! I've told you before, your case has gone to appeal and you should hear something in the next two to three thousand years."

Young Faithful.

"Don't you know who I am?! I demand an upgrade! I'm a platinum-plus frequent fly..."