Geysers T-Shirts

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Second lifeReal life.

I need to set upmy own company.

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Recalculating

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

I love you Geyser...

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

'It must be a milkfish.'

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

Reporters growing on a tree.

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

'I figured I'd better skip the ceremony and get a place in line.'

'No hitchhikers!'

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'they must have the same plumber we do.'

"Waking at 2 A.M. is how I stay one step ahead of all the people who wake at 5 A.M."

GET SET---GO!

'I started a whole new business, Mom! Kids are paying me to complete their college applications.'

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"Take your ideas and run with them...farther!"