Geysers Gifts

"Old Faithful, my @##!"

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Second lifeReal life.

I need to set upmy own company.

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Recalculating

The Thinker and the Doer.

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

I love you Geyser...

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'It must be a milkfish.'

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

'Don't give up the day job...'

Reporters growing on a tree.

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'I figured I'd better skip the ceremony and get a place in line.'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

'No hitchhikers!'

'they must have the same plumber we do.'

GET SET---GO!

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

'I started a whole new business, Mom! Kids are paying me to complete their college applications.'

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'