Gatherer Gifts

'We have one hunter and one gatherer... Everyone else is a consultant.'

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"He's non union. He works days as a hunter, and nights as a gatherer."

'I'm in hunting mostly but I dabble in gathering.'

'I couldn't find any mastodons, and besides, this is a big darn rabbit!'

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

Hunter, gatherer, orderer.

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

"He failed at hunting, and gathering was beneath him."

'We only have red wine.'

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Tartine

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Best Before 5th Pint.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Whine and cheezed party."

"welcome man cave."

Quiz Night...

Rose Toast

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Midwest Winter Items.

Barbecue

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."