Vintage Gatherer Gifts

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Diner.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Cats on Board.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Rocking Horse

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'Man...You age great!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Pre-Television Man Caves

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Roasted

Rose Toast

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Barbecue

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

JET (Part I)

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'