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Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Diner.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Cats on Board.

Rocking Horse

Early Colour TV

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'Man...You age great!'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Pre-Television Man Caves

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Roasted

Rose Toast

Barbecue

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

JET (Part I)

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."