Outdoor Gatherer Gifts

'98 points? I've got more than that on my left elbow.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Beginning Yarder.

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Barbecue

Midwest Winter Items.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Saying Grace.

Grocery Shopping

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'And now we come to the sore losers...'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

The vegan hunter

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

"So, Ben, what do you want to be when you stop sponging off your parents?"

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Coventry Carol

"I heard you had a little problem with the law."

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

Tia Carmen returns home on Christmas.

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

'Tom insists on getting all the relatives together at Christmas.'

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'