Group Gatherers Gifts

I'm thinking of joining the, 'People Who Enjoy Solitude in Large Numbers', group.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Time for tea and friendship.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Rose Toast

Midwest Winter Items.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Party Time!

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

Saying Grace.

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

'And now we come to the sore losers...'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Same old crowd."

Frigid Cold

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

Counting Blessings

"You remember Champ. . ."

"So, Ben, what do you want to be when you stop sponging off your parents?"