Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'
Family Gatherers Gifts
Looking for a gift for a family gatherer who loves bringing everyone together? Discover humorous and heartfelt items that perfectly capture the warmth, chaos, and fun of family reunions. Whether it's for a family member, friend, or your own household, these products celebrate the special moments spent with loved ones. Find the ideal gift that adds a touch of humor and a lot of love to your next family gathering.
Counting Blessings
Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!
"Today, we give thanks for all we've had in the past...everything we enjoy today...and everything coming our way."
"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk
If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.
"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."
'Ahhh...'
Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children
"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."
T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."
"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."
Christmas Tree
#Thanksgiving #Nofilter
"Hi-yah!"
"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."
Wedding Day Itinerary.
"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"
"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"
"Can I have another sausage Dad?"
Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family
Polygamists' Picnic
"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."
Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!
"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."
"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"
"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."
"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."
'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'
"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"
'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'
'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'
"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."
"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."
'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'
Family Gatherers Gifts Collection
Family Gatherers Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for family gatherers and find the perfect humorous or heartfelt design that celebrates family moments.
Family Gatherers Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that bring humor and warmth to your family spaces, making every family gathering more comfortable and memorable.
Family Gatherers Prints
Browse our colorful prints that celebrate family love and laughter—ideal for decorating your family space or giving as a memorable gift.
Family Gatherers T-Shirts
Check out our fun and witty t-shirts for family enthusiasts to wear proudly at every family gathering and reunion.