Holiday Gatherers Gifts

Party time.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Paul goes home for the holidays

A child interrupting family prayers

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

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"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'Hey, Pal, hope you don't mind - we're running a little low over here.'

'Toast'

Christmas Hugs

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

Origins of a family tradition.

Saying Grace.

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

"God help us, it's that guy."

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'And now we come to the sore losers...'

"Let it breathe for an hour, to bring out the best home-truths."

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."