Festive Gatherers Gifts

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Paul goes home for the holidays

Yo ho ho!

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Christmas Hugs

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Origins of a family tradition.

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Elf of the Month

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

Ice skating boyfriends

Poinsettia

December Fest

Counting Blessings

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

'Harold, wake up, you're supposed to be the tooth fairy tonight.'

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,