Festive Celebrants Gifts

"It's exactly 20 days until Christmas Eve...yet, I feel no anticipation, apprehension, earnestness or impatience. Only pure joy!"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Easter

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Christmas Pets

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Glyndebourne

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Easter Egg Delivery

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

O Christmas Tea

Merry Kissmas

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

Dog's Christmas list.

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

Decorating the Stables

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"Don't even think about it."