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The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Happy Easter

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Yo ho ho!

Glyndebourne

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Merry Kissmas

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"Don't even think about it."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Elf of the Month

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Trick or treat?"

"What's the occasion?"

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Can you guess what it is yet?

Theatrical Christmas.

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

Poinsettia

December Fest

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

Santa Claus